From Arcane Bullshit
If you need your investments to remain liquid, flow downstream, and move with the currents of the modern economy, you need to make a deposit at the RIVERBANK! It's the only bank I trust to make my money very wet and unusable. A trout ate some of it.
Here is a ~9 cm embroidered patch in black and white with iron-on backing. Comes packaged in a neat little sack. There's a turtle on it.
- "The only bank I trust is The Riverbank"
- Approx. 3½" wide
Arcane Bullshit is a very serious and legitimate occult knowledge and products vendor, run by Toronto-based artist Evan Doherty. Arcane Bullshit products are not recommended for tugboat captains, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1860, pond goblins, or butlers
From the artist: I started with a weird oracle deck, then a strange meme page, now I make cryptic and ridiculous printed goods and apparel. 🔥 Most of these designs are stress-tested on the mean streets of Instagram. If people like them, they go on stuff! ⏰